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Name Of Gay Bar Should Have Been Clearer
CHICAGO—After accidentally walking into a gay bar Monday, Jeff Pierce, 23, said the name of the establishment failed to clearly telegraph its orientation. "I can see how Rods sounds gay," Pierce said, "but it's just not as crystal-clear as it could be." Pierce urged the bar's owner to consider changing the name, suggesting The Manhole or Big Throbbing Homo Cocks.
The Dialectizer
BEFORE:
Good morning mother, is my porridge ready yet? I am really hungry, and breakfast is the most important meal of the day. I like honey with my porridge. What do you like?

JIVE:
Good mo'nin' moder, be my po'ridge eyebally yet? ah' am real hungry, and bustfast be de most impo'tant meal uh de day. Slap mah fro! ah' likes honey wid mah' po'ridge. Whut do ya' likes?
REDNECK:
Good mo'nin' Mammy, is mah po'ridge ready yet? ah's pow'ful hungry, an' bustfast is the dawgoned-est impo'tant meal of th' day. ah like honey wif mah po'ridge. Whut in tarnation does yo' like?
COCKNEY:
Good mornin' muvver, is me porridge ready yet, isit?I'm right 'ungry, and breakfast is the chuffin' most important meal of the day. I like 'oney wiv me porridge, right? Wotcher like, luv?
MORON:
Good mornigg modeh, is my porrije ready yet, duh...uh...? I am real hungry, 'n breakfast is de most iportant …
Jive Translator
BEFORE:
Good morning mother, is my porridge ready yet? I am really hungry, and breakfast is the most important meal of the day. I like honey with my porridge. What do you like?

AFTER:
Badass a.m. mama, be mah porridge raidy yet? I be tru-ly hungry, an' braikfast be da damn most important meal o' da damn day. I likes honey wit' mah porridge. Whut do yo' ass likes?
Leon's Random Generators

Random Band Names
ANOTHER JOHNNY-LIKE HOOKA
THE AEON'S ENOUGH CURMUDGEONS
THAT'S NANOBOT
THAT'S ZERO CHIMNEYSWEEPS
WORD BAND
REVEREND CREEPY WATER BOTTLE
SUCCULENT REVEREND DEATH SQUAD
THE SCHIZOPHRENIC'S PISS-FLAPS
A PUSS'S FURRY SWILL
FROCK
NINE QUARTET
ELDERLY SYMBIOSIS
THE TECHNICAL TRIO
YOUR SPECULUM-LIKE HAIRED HOOKER
CAR'S VICEROYS
KING NIPPLE BUSTING TOOTHPICK
INNUENDO TRIO
ANOTHER MULTIFACETED EGG
ZERO CLOTHES
CORGI TRIO

Random Lyrics
THAT'S JAPAN OUTSIDE THE SNAIL SPA 'S SNIPPY FOOTBAL - PROGRAMS AND SONATA
AND I DO HAVE WOOD FUZZILY.
IF YOU ARE ANONYMOUS, GO BAM UNHOLY DOCTOR FISHFARM?
BUT WHEN DIDN'T VISHKISS ROOTS SHAMEFACEDLY PLUNGE KING PSEUDOPHALLIC?
FOR WHAT REASON DON'T I ANIHILATE ME?
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I SUE!
JAPAN OUTSIDE THE SNAIL SPA'S SNIPPY FOOTBAL-PROGRAMS AND SONATA WON'T BE LATCH-LIKE.
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BUT WHEN DO I BLESS YOUR SYPHONS?
HOW DID WE VANISH IN SOUP?
YOU DO TAKE AWAY THE SINS OF T…
movies starring Dominique Pinon:

Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain ("Amelie")

Alien: Resurrection

La Cité des enfants perdus ("City of Lost Children")

Delicatessen

37°2 le matin ("Betty Blue")

zimbabwe weather

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